Dear BlackBerry,
I once thought that having 30 or 40 unread messages was a nightmare. But now you say I have 532.
I once thrived on having the internet at my fingertips. Now this device is increasingly becoming a daily reminder of my mindless inaction.
Perhaps unemployed, hermitic procrastinators were never meant to have BIS data plans. After all, it is simply money down the drain. I’m not “on the go” anymore, I can think of nothing to justify this waste of money.
It’s not you, it’s me. I leave for El Paso on Saturday and when I return, it’s over.
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So, I’m guessing the 532 emails are mostly spam? ’cause if they’re not, that sooper sucks.
You’re unemployed? ME TOO! welcome to the club.